Balance Your Humors with These 4 Sassy Sundress Styles
Put down that jar of leeches, Sharon. If your delicate alchemical equilibrium of black bile, blood, phlegm and yellow bile is feeling a bit lopsided these days, we’ve got a look that will balance out the corruption and set you down the path towards a fun and fashion-filled spring!
Too much black bile? Try sporty yellow.
Dry and cold as the dying earth, a melancholy temperament is a no-go for Margarita Mondays. A solid splash of kicky yellow in a sporty bodycon tank will balance out your boring disaster of a personality. Yasss, kween!
Excessively sanguine? Tone it down in a modest romper.
Any sanguine socialite is familiar with the fine line between hostessing with the mostessing and being institutionalized for hysteria. Forego the bloodletting needles this season with a long-sleeved romper that obscures your exhausting confidence.
Full of phlegm? Warm up in summery florals.
Just because you’re the lab-grown chicken cutlet version of a person doesn’t mean you shouldn’t RSVP yes to the after-hours work party you were only made aware of when the intern reply all-ed to the entire office. Prevent all light and knowledge from falling into the fathomless phlegmatic void where your personality should be by distracting everyone with friendly floral prints.
Yellow bile overload? Chill out in a breezy babydoll.
Do the oxygen demands of the blazing wrath within plague your choleric soul with endless infernal windstorms? If so, turn your yellow bile lemons into yellow bile lemonade by chilling out in unstructured babydoll dresses boasting calming sea-blue hues. After all, life’s a beach!
Balance your humors with spring fashion
If leeches aren’t working for you, then what are you waiting for? These sassy styles offset your top-heavy humors for a spring look that’s as close to a “new you” as you’ll ever realistically get.
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