Do a H*ckin Good Learn with our Intro to DoggoLingo

If you’re not a member of any secret dog-centric Facebook groups like I am, welcome to the first day of the rest of your life. DoggoLingo is now the official language of good boys and girls across the Internet and we’re here to get you up to speed with the basics.

Blep: A smol tongue hanging out, usually when doggo is doing a concentrate.

Bork: Bark, obviously.

Doing me a worry/frighten/bamboozle: The phrase a doggo uses to express worry, fear or confusion, potentially in the presence of borks or woofers.

Doggo: A dog, usually a medium-to-large dog but we’re not picky.

Floof: A fluffy doggo.

Fren: Friend.

Heck/Heckin: Very intense doggo swear word; NSFW(alks).

Loaf: A thicc doggo that looks like a loaf of bread.

Longboi: A streamlined doggo.

Mlem: A nose lick.

Smol: Small.

Snoot: A nose; requires booping.

Pupper: A puppy or smol doggo.

Thicc: Big beautiful doggo.

Woofer: A large doggo.

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