Put the Win in #Twinning with 4 Looks for Conjoined Personalities

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SHOPPO Blog
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2 min readMay 29, 2018

Your own terrible personality is so overrated. Screw individualism and take baby steps towards assimilating your entire self-identity into the cloud with these four copycat looks that might gross out people on the streets but look real fresh on Instagram.

Red State/Blue State

Did your friend vote for a full fascist monster? Does anyone care?! Your Pinterest-perfect bonds of friendship transcend moral principles and social responsibility, especially when you both look so #twinning.

Opposites Attract

Get positive #twinning results with photo negativity. After all, you know the lyrics to the old song: Make new friends/but keep the old/When someone stares at your friend without blinking for 40 seconds and then closes their eyes/they should see you burned into the back of their retinas.

Uniformity

Just wear the exact same outfit, coordinate your hair, everything. Couldn’t be easier. #Twinning.

Typecast Textures

You and your #twinning bestie can deliver haunted portrait realness by wearing two different colors of the same ghost pajamas.

#Twinning and Winning

“You could be twins!” they say. And you know what? They are right.

What?

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