Blonde, Slim, and Agile, Seeking Partner for Long Walks in the Hills

A Drabble

“Yes, it’s not a recent photo of me. It was taken eight years ago. Everyone does that on their dating profile.”

My name is Lucy.

My nicknames are Lucy Goosey and Lucy Furr.

My favorite activity is napping, running around in the hills, walking in the park. My humans take me somewhere nearly every day. I have them well-trained.

The weirdest thing I do is steal toys and the dog bed from my adopted brother, Ziggy.

Ziggy likes to play in the snow.

I’m seeking some one with all his teeth. I am an excellent tug-of-war player. Never lose. I also love children. I had two for breakfast. Just kidding.

Walking one of my humans. When I let them off-leash, I never know what sort of trouble they’ll get into.

Another weird thing I do is write stories for Medium.coma and bark at Republicans and hot air balloons.

In response to Jet Propelled’s dating parody.

Own Teeth and Hair