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Frisky Ways to Love Your Lover

✍ Posy Churchgate
Short and Weird
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2 min readApr 29, 2024

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“I have a problem with your innocence,” she said
The answer is to stop dwelling in your head,
I’d like to help you and I’m sure we can get wild
There’s more than fifty ways to love a lover.”
She whispered, “It’s not my intention to intrude
And I’ll guide you if my motivation won’t be misconstrued
Now I’ll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There’s more than fifty ways to love a lover,

Frisky ways to love a lover.

[Chorus]

Take a stab with your cock, Jock
Press her ass to the wall, Paul,
Don’t forget the lube, dude
Just get yourself wet.
Gentle rubs on her bean, Dean
And you’ll find she’s more keen.
Lap her like dew, Lou
And get your rocks off.
Spaff your load on her face, Ace
Eat her peach for a day, Jay
There’s no need to be coy, Roy
You just listen to me.
Rub her chin with your plums, chum
Take a stab with your cock, Jock
Widen her stance, Vance
And get yourself laid.

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Short and Weird
Short and Weird

Published in Short and Weird

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✍ Posy Churchgate
✍ Posy Churchgate

Written by ✍ Posy Churchgate

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