Lab/Chow/Oso Looking for Love

A Drabble

Looks good in tartan.

My name is Ziggy.

My nicknames are Ziggy Bear and Ziggy Wiggy.

My favorite activity is pouting in the house when Lucy Furr steals my toys.

“This is Lucy downtown. She’s a street walker.”

“I’ll give you two second to rephrase that, Bubba.”

The weirdest thing I do is chase wild horses in the hills. My humans don’t let me do this anymore.

I’m looking for a mate who likes to sleep, play in the snow, and hang out in the house. I watch TV with my humans. We’re watching “The Diplomat.” There are no dogs on that show. It’s almost over.

Next season coming soon.

Damn!

Ciao.

“This is the day I chased the snowplow.” ~ Ziggy

In response to Jet Propelled’s dating parody.