Steve Has Questions

A Follow-Up to the First-Ever “Short and Weird” Flash Fiction Contest

Ouch. It looks like the church steeple is coming out of the elephant’s head. Photo by author.

First of all, I want to thank Steve for following me. Most of my Cult lately are writers who have written nothing at all and are following 10 gazillion Medium writers, or they want to sell me crypto or educate me about A. I. Too late.

Once Steve found out I worked at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch during the days of Heidi-Ho and Air Force Amy, (not their real names), he was following me like a Golden Retriever puppy.

Here are the questions he had in response to my post below:

Mitzi one of the guests or employees?

Mitzi. Photo by Javier Virues-Ortega on Unsplash

What elephant?

The white elephant pictured above. Muskrat also owns an orange elephant.

Can I mention the cougar?

Of course. Tell me about her. Photos?

Well, she’s about 45, blonde (naturally), likes to mingle, well . . . you get the picture . . .

Can I remove the feathers from…