stream of unconsciousness : Anecdotes

Where Do You Find Your Inspiration for Medium Posts?

Ann James
Short and Weird
2 min readDec 6, 2024

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Updated my profile pic today, because in this year (decade) of debauchery, nothing is more important than walking the dogs. Author’s photo

Stories come to me when I’m outdoors, walking the dogs, taking photos, thinking of lines to write. Should record it. Drop the leash. Remember I have laryngitis. Ziggy chases wild horse, wild horse chases dragon. Now there’s a fire in the sagebrush — your fault, Jurgen Manuel.

Stories come to me by blending one draft with another, just in case, Medium is being run by steam punk power. With so many A.I.-generated it-doesn’t-matter-because-they’re-not-behind-the-paywall articles, it’s sometimes running so s-l-o-w-l-y like a pirate ship in the air with rowers rowing in opposite directions. Going nowhere. Suspended by cables from the X on Elon’s mansion.

Bad Ragartz. More photos here: https://medium.com/our-photo-stories/bad-ragartz-sculpture-exhibition-edbadf97c27b

Stories come to me at the gym. I’m pedaling on the elliptical, no contact lenses on, back row. An ice hockey game on the telly suspended from the ceiling. But, wait, they donnae have their sticks. WTF? Oh, I see, it’s an American football game in the snow. Note to self: Be sure to buy a nuclear reactor and stock up on maple syrup from Canada before the tariffs kick in.

Canada’s top exports to the United…

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Short and Weird
Short and Weird

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Ann James
Ann James

Written by Ann James

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.

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