Will Work for Tuna

My Award-Winning Tiny-Bunker Design

Sunset in Acapulco, Guerrero, Mexico, Earth, the Milky Way. The mural above covers the western wall of our 15 x 15 bunker. Photo by Author.

I’m overjoyed to announce an offer I can’t refuse from MuddyUm Editor Stephanie Wilson. (see below) This is a much better celery than has been provided by Medium.coma this year, so, without a second thought, I’m in!

I’ve been sharing a small house ~1100 sq. ft.~for three years with my sisters, cousins, nephew, niece and an elderly neighbor . . . oh, and Smillew Rahcuef, Adam Robinson, a herd of goats and two big dogs so this will be no problema.

Of course, the guys and the goats will have to find their own digs after they dig out our underground bunker.

Unfortunately, anywhere you dig on our quarter-acre property, you might be unearthing a politician or two. God Bless their decomposing black hearts.

So, back to the plans. Stephanie required a 15 x 15 area, but she did not stipulate how high the enclosure can be.

Ours will be 90 feet tall. A grow room will be at the top of the enclosure. A reverse-osmosis filtration system will provide us with clean water. The HVAC system will run continuously and without a sound. The fragrance will alternate between wet sagebrush and potted plants.

Heavenly, ammirite?