Dumb Joke #7: I’m so insignificant that even that automatic doors at work won’t open for me.
Steve Howard has published self-published short story collections, poetry collections, novellas and novels. Book One of Mystical Meat Machines was released in 2020. He currently teaches English in Japan and is a semi-professional stand up comedian. For a FREE copy of his “Best of 2020” PDF book subscribe to his blog here.