Dead or Alive Xtreme 3’s New XXXtreme Feature is the PSVR Seller We Need

W.A. Stanley
Silent Protagonist
Published in
2 min readFeb 5, 2017
Only a true sports sim would give players such a workout

As the world is well aware, VR is increasing in popularity. More games are utilising it, but pornography is where it’s all at. Thankfully, the folks at Team Ninja understand their customer base and have updated Dead or Alive Xtreme 3, creating the PlayStation VR killer app.

As people familiar with the Dead or Alive franchise know, Team Ninja are experts at releasing games designed to keep a hand free for extracurricular activities while gaming. The new feature allows players using a VR headset to, um…enhance the “gameplay” to get a better look at the characters.

Non-VR players have to deal with barely there swimsuits

Those of you who have doubled the cost of your PS4 by investing in PSVR are now able to reach a whole new level of value for money. With your headset on, simply stick your head underwater, and check out the characters around you — you will soon discover that their swimwear has disappeared. It’s the magic trick for the ages!

Silent Protagonist reached out to Sony for comment. A representative provided the following:

At Sony, we do not allow content creators to create pornography for use with our products. We have discussed this with Team Ninja, who advised us that the magical disappearing swimwear is a glitch. Thankfully, we do allow — and actively encourage — content creators to create “glitches.” Team Ninja assures us that they have no intention of patching this “glitch,” and we look forward to PlayStation VR sales increasing by approximately 500% in the next week.

"Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it’s better
Down where it’s wetter"
(NOTE: ice cream not included)

We await news of what “glitches” Sony has in store for Knack 2.

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W.A. Stanley
Silent Protagonist

An unreliable narrator crafting narrative works. I tweet a lot @wasauthor and ramble a bit on wastanley.com. When not doing that, I’m writing my debut novel.