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Accidents Happen

But help is never far away: Freestyle

“There has been a dreadful accident.”

With kids around, you never know what you’re going to stumble upon. This was a scene I almost tripped over in my living room, then I realized what it looked like.

Buzz Lightyear has been decapitated and the Paw Patrol/Lightning McQueen emergency responders are here to help. Or clean up the mess. We still don’t know where Buzz’s head is.

  • Bonus points if you know what movie I stole the six words from. :)



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Christopher Robin

Christopher Robin

Yes, that's my real name. Yes, I’m in therapy. No, that's not why. Interested in the mundane. Editor for The Memoirist, The Narrative Collective, Songstories.