Road Hog
July Six Word Photo Story Challenge: “Cute Creatures”
This little piggie went to prison.
A recent highway excursion resulted in this unexpected tailgate. As I exited to the next leg of my road trip, I found myself being stared down by an angry-faced, one-eyed hog hovering bodiless above a shank and a butcher knife. Could I smell what The Rock was cooking? Yes, and it smelled like past tailgaters.
My mind told me this pig’s past included cell bars for unauthorized chopped liver and a possible run-in with Pai Mei from Kill Bill: Vol. 2. He was likely on the run, headed west expeditiously to meet Mad Max at the Thunderdome.