10 Fancy Breakfasts For Busy Moms On Mother’s Day

Rochelle E. Fisher
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readMay 8, 2022

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  1. For the mom who has to clean up the mess after the Mother’s Day flowers accidentally end up on the floor:

2. For the mom who has three carpools to run before 9 AM:

3. For the mom of the kid who’s always hungry:

4. For the mom of the toddler who must be potty trained by Monday for daycare:

5. For the mom of multiples who forgot it’s even Mother’s Day:

6. For the mom of the teenager whose friends raided the kitchen the night before:

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Rochelle E. Fisher
Slackjaw

Top writer in Satire & Parenting, Rochelle's words can be found in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Frazzled, and others.