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15 Perfectly Good Reasons You Had For “Poking The Bear”

Marjorie Taylor Greene said that Ukraine’s openness over the past few years to form alliances with the West amounted to agitating Russia, or “poking the bear,” as she called it. — Forbes, March 22, 2022

You poked him because:

  1. He was eating peanut butter in a nut-free zone.

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R.E. Fisher

R.E. Fisher

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