18 BuzzFeed Articles You Wanted To Write After BuzzFeed Didn’t Hire You
- 16 Reasons Why You Should Hire Someone After Two Rounds of Interviews
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2. 7 Reasons Why I’m A Great Catch For An American Citizens
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3. 20(???) Websites That Pay You For Writing Listicles
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4. 5 Websites That Pay You For Writing Listicles
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5. Which Odd Job Will You Get This Month To Make Rent?
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6. Which New York Neighborhood Did You Think You’d Live In?
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7. Which New York Neighborhood Do You ACTUALLY Live In?
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8. 24 Times New York Was Overrated
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9. 16 Reasons Why Breaking The Lease on Your Shitty Apartment Will Leave You Broke
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10. What Kind of Visa Do You Need Based on Your Favorite Disney Princess?
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11. 398 Reasons Why Your Degrees in Film and Journalism Make You Unemployable.
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12. Which of These Chain Restaurants Will You Work For?
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13. 23 Choices You Should Have Taken In Life To Avoid Being Ugly-Crying Looking For A Job While Your Upstairs Neighbors Are Having Loud Sex Right Now
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14. Reasons Why You’re So Much Better Than That Listicles and Disney Princesses Website. Whatever, right? They’re like so lame with their actual reporting division, and their amazing algorithm, and the fact that they actually share many of your beliefs. Screw them.
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15. 23 Publications That You’re Definitely Better Suited For as a Writer
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16. 46 Reasons Why They Haven’t Accepted Your Submissions
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17. 46 Reasons Why BuzzFeed Was Probably Right in Not Hiring You
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18. 18 BuzzFeed Articles You Wanted To Write After BuzzFeed Didn’t Hire You.
