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20 Things My Suburban Parents Whispered At Christmas Mass

src: Patrick Sweeney via WikiMedia Commons
  1. We’re going to this church, kids, because their priest has an average sermon time of four minutes.

2. Quick, what’s our excuse for forgetting the charity Christmas gift?

3. My lord, that family is wearing enough layers to open a Goodwill.

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

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