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25 Things Americans Shouldn’t Say In Amsterdam

Because then they’ll know you’re American.

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25. “That statue is beautiful… is she holding a football?”

24. “This needs ketchup.”

23. “Nice to meet you. I’m Canadian.”

22. “Do you have any male prostitutes? Asking for a friend.”

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Catherine Durkin Robinson

Catherine Durkin Robinson

I’m a writer and activist. In my spare time, I investigate missing socks. (1287 found since 1995) Follow me on Twitter: @cdurkinrobinson