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5 Ways To Deliver A Shitload Of Candy On Pandemic Halloween

Socially distant sugar hits.

All illustrations by the author.

There’s a lot to worry about this Halloween: the coronavirus pandemic, kids’ happiness, and the pressure to keep up with the Joneses for the best-decorated house on the block. But don’t fear, we know kids need their candy, and nothing can stop Halloween from happening. Since the CDC has advised against traditional…




Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Lynn I. Hsu

Lynn I. Hsu

Humor writer + cartoonist. Contributor to The American Bystander, LOL Comedy, Slackjaw, Daily Drunk Mag, etc., Comics:

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