5 Ways To Deliver A Shitload Of Candy On Pandemic Halloween

Socially distant sugar hits.

All illustrations by the author.

There’s a lot to worry about this Halloween: the coronavirus pandemic, kids’ happiness, and the pressure to keep up with the Joneses for the best-decorated house on the block. But don’t fear, we know kids need their candy, and nothing can stop Halloween from happening. Since the CDC has advised against traditional…