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5 Ways To Deliver A Shitload Of Candy On Pandemic Halloween

Socially distant sugar hits.

All illustrations by the author.

There’s a lot to worry about this Halloween: the coronavirus pandemic, kids’ happiness, and the pressure to keep up with the Joneses for the best-decorated house on the block. But don’t fear, we know kids need their candy, and nothing can stop Halloween from happening. Since the CDC has advised against traditional…

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Lynn I. Hsu

Lynn I. Hsu

Humor writer + cartoonist. Contributor to The American Bystander, LOL Comedy, Slackjaw, Daily Drunk Mag, etc. lynnihsu.com, Comics: www.instagram.com/loopyline

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