55 Baby Names Using T-A-R-G-E-T

Just please don’t name your child Gater.

Ashley Clayton Kay
Slackjaw

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Illustration by Emily Clouse

I love to hate on baby names, and I hate how much I love going to Target. So I made a list of baby names using only the letters in the word Target, because this is what my brain does on a workday evening. You’re welcome.

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Ashley Clayton Kay
Slackjaw

Writing with heart, humor, & humanity = what I do in theory. Writing while eating ice cream out of coffee mugs = what I do in practice.