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6 Things They Don’t Tell You About Buying A House (#5 Isn’t Even About Spiders!)

Here’s what your realtor, home inspector, and the previous owners are all leaving out.

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A house is likely the biggest purchase you’ll ever make, and yet every part of the process — from deciphering “realtorspeak” in listings to navigating home inspections to finally…




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Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Adam Campbell-Schmitt

A writer and editor living, laughing, and loving in the NYC suburbs. Twitter: @adamcswrites

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