8 Sexy-Ass Rocks

A Safe-For-Work Look At Some Foyne Rocks

1. God damn: This is one sexy rock.

2. You can’t see me right now but, rest assured, I’m extremely turned on by this rock.

3. Pretty sure this is an egg. Still, hot as shit.

4. Not gonna lie: This rock is kinda weird. But I thought about it some more, and it hit me: All rocks are sexy in their own way.

5. Holy God. Geological equivalent of cleavage right here.

6. Sexy knows no shape, size, texture, or color.

7. 80% sure this is an avocado. Nevertheless, S.E.X.Y.

8. Holy schnikes. Hubba hubba. Aooooga. That’s one foyne rock.