9 Cozy Winter Scarves You’ll Want For Autoerotic Asphyxiation This Season

Julia Wolov
Slackjaw
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4 min readDec 17, 2020

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Folded scarves on a table.
Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

Cozy winter scarves are such a fun way to add a splash of style to any cold-weather look, but they can also cut off blood flow for wintertime autoerotic asphyxiation! Treat yourself or everyone on your list with a warm, fashionable scarf for masturbating while nearly suffocating.

Long Shawl Scarf

Woman in a red sweater with large scarf around her neck and shoulders.
Photo by Claudia Mateu on Unsplash

This large checkered scarf is perfect for wrapping around your neck on those cold lonely evenings when all you want to do is rob your brain of oxygen and enjoy a sexual spasm.

Knitted Infinity Scarf

Young woman with a brown knit infinity scarf around her neck.
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This knitted infinity scarf is made with soft acrylic fabric that is sure to keep you comfortable and warm while you hang from a sturdy hook for thrilling controlled strangulation.

Colorful Blanket Scarf

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Julia Wolov
Julia Wolov

Written by Julia Wolov

If something bad is gonna happen, don't worry; it will happen to me. Instagram: @auntjewey

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