9 More Kama Sutra Positions For Middle-Aged Americans
Offer On Her
The woman stands naked in the foyer, surrounded by unopened mail, while the man sensually brushes her flesh with an offer for a 25% discount on a Tempurpedic mattress.
Bi-Focal Curious
The man and woman glide into their usual preferred lovemaking position, but each wears the other’s reading…