A Breakup Letter From Your Sweatpants

Illustration by Jeric Masters

To My One and Only,

I want to start this letter by saying that I enjoyed our bonding time these last few months. Honestly, I didn’t realize how much time we would spend together when this all started. Before, we only had Sundays. That gave us something to look forward to. Our special weekly date. Now, a date is a never-ending black hole. I digress.