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A Career Placement Guide To Bible Characters

Where Old and New Testament characters would end up on today’s job market.

Image of Moses comes from Wikicommons

Abraham

Highlights: Founder of Judaism. Spread monotheism in tandem with God.

Recommended job: Judaism was a start-up of sorts, so Abraham might use that business acumen to start his own falafel delivery app…

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