A Complete List Of ‘Yo Mama’ Jokes From The Sitcom “Frasier”

Mark Novotny
Slackjaw
4 min readMay 11, 2021

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Frasier (NBC, Fair Use — edited by the author)

“Synergy” was the buzzword of the 90s. It was everywhere, and TV was no exception. From Kramer showing up on Mad About You, to Buffy waking from a dream to announce that the Y2K bug will be more dangerous than any vampire, was there anything more synergistically 90s than the dynamic pairing of the popular sitcom Frasier and Snaps, better known as the Yo Mama joke?

Well, that’s just what happened in one of the series’ most beloved episodes. Frasier and his brother, Niles, have set out to teach some inner-city youths about Shakespeare through an after-school program. When the kids show disinterest, it spirals out into a Snaps competition, and the laughs and insults start to fly.

The children repeat the oft-quoted jokes of the time: “Yo Mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits a-r-o-u-n-d the house” and “Yo Mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.” For this reason, we will only look at snaps by the brothers’ Crane in isolation. These were crafted for the unique voice of the show.

What follows is taken directly from the script of episode 190:

Niles: Your Mama so verbose her haikus are paragraphs.

Frasier: Your Mama so pensive because she is stricken with a formless ennui that she made the wrong choice in pursuing her undergrad.

Niles: Oh… oh… Yo mama is so “New Money,” it is her belief that a yacht’s name should include a pun.

Frasier: (Taking off his beret after the children make fun of it.) Yo Mother’s vocabulary so limited that she went to an Etymology conference and gave a lecture on the mosquito and then went to an Entomology conference and gave a lecture on the Latin roots of the word mosquito.

Frasier: (Putting his beret back on after the children make fun of his baldness.) Your Mama so profanely ignorant to her own lasciviousness that she thinks the effects of her venereal disease include pushing a boulder up a hill in the afterlife.

At this point, the young child’s lip quivers, and Frasier gleeks on him and smugly walks off camera.

Not only did the ratings make it that season’s most popular episode, but Kelsey Grammer himself was so taken with the form that he started ad-libbing Yo Mama jokes through to the end of the series. He maintained that it was in the essence of his character. Grammer always insisted that his character was a clone of the Frasier from the show Cheers and not physically the same being. He also, inexplicably, believed the clone should also have a “weak British brother.” Thus the character of Niles was born.

Ep 201 Directed at a barista who gave him the wrong coffee order: Yo Mother’s so salacious her debutante ball gown was a miniskirt.

Ep 243 Directed at Roz, his station manager: Your Mama so laconic she instills her entire persona in the terse way she burps for soda at the gas station.

Ep 243 To barista again: Yo Mama so pernicious she made the decision to carry you to term.

NBC had planned for Kirstie Alley to do a guest spot on the show and Frasier was meant to insult the clone of her Cheers character, Rebecca Howe, but a scheduling error forced her to drop out.

Grammer didn’t let the Snap go to waste, so in episode 244, he turned to an extra in the apartment elevator unprompted and said: “Your Mama so morbidly obese the aptness of the phrase does not reach its full potential until it takes several undertakers discussing the logistics to properly bury her abundance of girth.”

The show was so well received with a prime spot in NBC’s Thursday night lineup that at this point Kelsey Grammer felt their success was untouchable and would break the fourth wall to start directly insulting the audience, daring them to cancel the show.

Ep 246: Yo mama so dumb and fat she doesn’t realize people can’t leave the opera until she sings her final aria.

Ep 247: Yo mother’s elocution so poor because of reasons twofold: 1. Her education from Oberlin and 2. She always has got a mouthful of sailor down at the docks.

The decision to cancel the show after several seasons was most likely a result of the famous “Pigeon” episode where Grammer catches a pigeon mid-flight during an outside shoot. The act was completely improvised. Grammer ate the bird including every single feather. His contract stipulated the episode must air, but unfortunately, it caused the cancellation of the series. Grammer continued on with his lines nonchalantly and even managed to get out one more Yo Mama joke, but the bird’s yelping while being eaten alive drowned out the audio. It remains a mystery to this day, with Grammer too drunk to remember.

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