A Doctor Found A Monkey In My Mind

The little bastard is having a party in there.

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I had a bike accident recently, and an MRI scan to check if anything important had dislodged in my skull. I sat in the waiting room until the doc came in. She had a grave look on her face.

“I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know how to tell you this. Something unusual came up in your scans. Something with two…