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A Friend Officiated Our Wedding And Now My Husband’s Dead

Photo by Sweet Ice Cream Photography on Unsplash

My husband Cameron and I got our friend to officiate our wedding. We didn’t want a stranger up there with us on our special day. We wanted someone we knew, someone with whom we were comfortable, someone who wouldn’t charge us money.

And while none of our guests understood a word our friend said because he stood too far from the microphone, he had no idea when to…

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Christopher Shelley

Christopher Shelley

Humor in Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Sex and Satire. Weddings: www.IlluminatingCeremonies.com

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