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A Friend Officiated Our Wedding And Now My Husband’s Dead

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My husband Cameron and I got our friend to officiate our wedding. We didn’t want a stranger up there with us on our special day. We wanted someone we knew, someone with whom we were comfortable, someone who wouldn’t charge us money.

And while none of our guests understood a word our friend said because he stood too far from the microphone, he had no idea when to…




Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Christopher Shelley

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