A List of The Legit Worst Places in San Francisco

I love San Francisco but after reading the post above, I knew we needed a West Coast version.

1. The Bay Bridge toll plaza

Get in a traffic jam with 270,000 of your closest neighbors!

Also, shit like this happens:

2. The Farmer’s Market at the Ferry Building

Unless you have a propensity for elbows in the face with your fresh produce.

3. Most of San Francisco’s nightclubs (Ruby Skye, Infusion, Raven, etc)

4. Bay to Breakers and Santacon

Just nope.

5. 16th and Mission

That exact corner of mayhem.

6. The Construction on Stockton and Powell

It’s literally been 5 years.

7. The Marina in its entirety

8. The Nespresso Store

Was this necessary?

9. Civic Center Bart Escalators

Cause you know, the feces.

10. All of MUNI

Yes, all of it.

11. The public restrooms in Golden Gate Park

12. Broadway between Columbus & Sansome on Friday or Saturday night

13. Bacon wrapped hot dogs (all locations)

14. Driving

Anywhere really.

15. Parking

Seriously?

16. That super weird KFC/Taco Bell on Geary

Why are the windows always so fogged up at night? WHAT GOES ON IN THERE?

17. Fisherman’s Wharf

Obviously.

18. That tie-die place on Haight street

19. Humphry Slocombe ice cream

Why are you even thinking about ice cream? It’s 65 degrees outside.

20. The entire city after 6PM

Hope you brought a bazillion layers!