A Man In His 30s Explains To Me What’s Wrong With Women In Their 30s

Those bloody women over 35… They’re all tick-tock, tick-tock.

Hannah Furst
Slackjaw
Published in
4 min readApr 7, 2021

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Photo by Tim Marshall on Unsplash

I recently got an unsolicited message on Instagram from a guy who claimed to have matched with me on Hinge in 2019. The DM is longer than a full-screen iPhone 11. A lot of effort has obviously been put into the crafting of this charming message.

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Hannah Furst
Slackjaw

Award-winning Aussie podcaster, freelance marketer & screenwriting student. Some days I write satire. Other days I feel a bit more serious.