A Realistic Account Of The First Christmas

The Bible tells it differently.

Michael Kellman
Slackjaw

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By Michael Kellman &

Image by herbert2512 from Pixabay

I’ll admit that I’m not the perfect husband. I don’t like doing chores. I sleep late some mornings. I get jealous when my wife cheats on me with deities. But, my-wife’s-lover-dammit, I try my best to be a good husband and father. When it finally came time to deliver our sweet boy…

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Michael Kellman
Slackjaw

Writer, Filmmaker, Comedian, Improviser, Geologist. Top writer in ‘Satire’ and ‘Humor’. Substack: https://kellman.substack.com/