FOR LOVE OR PEANUT BUTTER
A Text Message Essay From A 42-Year-Old Man
Thesis: It’s not me, it’s you.
Faithful readers, we’ve nearly reached the end of the story! The man I gave up peanut butter for will be revealed to you oh so soon. (If you’re joining us for the first time, click here to start from the beginning!) When we last parted, Carter had gotten clingy and Dex…