Adopt This Adorable, Sweet, Easygoing Dog! *NO KIDS. NO CATS. NO ANEMICS.*
Please welcome Freddy to DoggyDoor Adoptions! She’s one of the cutest adoptable pups to ever hit our website, but she needs a little extra love and a very attentive owner. We want to see her find a home soon! Really ASAP would be great!! Her current foster mommy can’t do this anymore! This little princess definitely has her “pea” moments, if you will!!! But she’s so worth it. Seriously, we’d love to get her out by this weekend. She’s cute and can get away with having a little teeny tiny itsy little list of needs (nothing that lots of love and some training can’t fix!). We’re sure you’ll want to give Freddy, our bundle of love, a furever home. If you’re interested in adopting her, then please read below before applying!
1. Freddy is such a cutie, but she definitely needs some extra attention while she’s eating. She doesn’t always need to eat from your hand, but she’d definitely purrr-fer it. Her new owner will also need to sign a bite waiver. This gal is a total Diva!
2. Our fair Freddy is so obedient! This good girl knows how to sit, stay, and go into her crate! But if you ever ask her to go into her crate, she hates it so much that this sweet gal will make herself vomit just to teach you a lesson. So don’t tell her to go in unless you want to clean up the sweetest little vomit from this perfect pup! #DivaPup!
3. She needs to be the only pupper in her new fur-ever home! While she does grrrrreat with other dogs and cats, she might also bite them repeatedly! She will draw blood! It’s really a crapshoot! We love this little baby girlie, but if you bring another animal within 10 feet of this dollpup: say goodbye to their noses! Oopsie! Woof!
4. This loyal lady loves her family! In fact, she hellbent on avenging her mother who was killed by a car when she was very young. This sweetie is out for blood! #DivaPup Freddy loves to chase cars and then destroy them! Talk about barking mad! She looks small but she’ll slash your tires with her teeth and claws! She puts her canines to good use!
5. This sweet gal is potty trained and will do anything for a treat. She loves being around her owner and her nickname is ‘velcro’ because she’ll fucking destroy anyone that comes near them, including romantic partners and friends! So we would prefer that she goes to a lovely home all her own where her owner is completely celibate and friendless!
6. Our little darling is ready to play all day. And when we say ‘play’ we mean that she’s going to murder you. She’s such a smart pup and will bite your femoral arteries in your sleep! So we require a lovely owner who doesn’t go to bed! If you do, she’ll rip out your esophagus or gently bite your neck and let you bleed out! And don’t try locking yourself in your bedroom! Freddy has thumbs! She’s such a cutie that we hate to say it’s worth it, but maybe you want to change your lifestyle for this darling gal??
If you think you might be ready to let a little love into your life and this #DivaPup, please submit an application for Freddy through our website. We hope someone will scoop up this little ball of love before she murders everyone who works at the shelter. We haven’t slept in three weeks. Dear God, please someone scoop her up!!!
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