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Advice-Seeking Alternatives To “I’d Love To Pick Your Brain”

I’d love to take a melon baller to your brain and scrape out the valuable gray matter!

· I’d love to take a melon baller to your brain and scrape out the valuable gray matter!

· I’d love to sift your cranium and recover the large pieces of input left on the tray!

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