Happy Lady: Hello, hello! What’s new?
Cool Gent: Nothin’ much. Same old.
Adult Man: Business matters. The economy and so forth.
Cool Gent: Hey-o, here he comes.
Adult Man: Oh no. He’s bad.
Happy Lady: I think he’s interesting.
Adult Man: He’s irresponsible.
Cool Gent: He’s gonna drop the bomb. Always does.
The Guy arrives.
The Guy: Aliens.
Adult Man: No. Preposterous.
Happy Lady: Wow. Like, alien aliens?
The Guy: Yes.
Happy Lady: My god!
Adult Man: It’s not aliens. It’s something else.
Cool Gent: Could be anything, my dude.
The Guy: Nah. Aliens.
Adult Man: No. I refuse. You have nothing. It’s silly talk. We are goddamned adults!
The Guy: Watch The Video.
The Guy whips out the iPhone with the YouTube.
They watch The Video.
Cool Gent: Wild stuff, skippy! Maybe… weather balloon?
Adult Man: It is China drones.
