All The Soups I Will Throw At Art To Protest Climate Change And Other Atrocities

Soup by Ben Lolli on Unsplash, The Scream in public domain.

“2 climate activists arrested after throwing soup at ‘Mona Lisa’ in Paris — CBS News

As an activist who protests human atrocities, I am here to tell you that the best way to raise awareness for a cause is very simple: throw soup on art.

Here are just a few of my upcoming humanitarian, soup-throwing projects.

“The Scream,” Public Domain Image.

Soup I will throw: A big bowl of fresh, hot fish stew

Art I will throw it onto: Edvard Munch’s The Scream

Atrocity I am protesting: Destruction of polar bear habitats

Imagined result: Art lovers everywhere will gasp and shout, “The polar bears are threatened? My god, we must act!”

The Thinker, image by CrisNYCa, CC BY-SA 4.0

Soup I will throw: Steaming clam chowder in a sourdough bread bowl

Thrown onto: The Thinker by Rodin

Atrocity I am protesting: Genocide in Sudan and the displacement of 5 million Sudanese…