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An Age-By-Age Guide To Explaining Steven Tyler To Your Child

Steven Tyler has a pet raccoon named Bandit. Why? I don’t know. Nobody knows why that man does anything.

Image of Steven Tyler by Gage Skidmore, altered using Canva Pro

INFANT

At this age, your little one’s soft, underdeveloped brain is physically incapable of comprehending the complex fascinations and horrors of rock n’ roll…

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Alice H. Lahoda

Alice H. Lahoda

writer, comic creator, & humorist. editor of The Belladonna Comedy. read more at: alicelahoda.com. support my writing: angryangryalice.medium.com/membership

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