An Age-By-Age Guide To Explaining Steven Tyler To Your Child

Steven Tyler has a pet raccoon named Bandit. Why? I don’t know. Nobody knows why that man does anything.

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INFANT

At this age, your little one’s soft, underdeveloped brain is physically incapable of comprehending the complex fascinations and horrors of rock n’ roll…