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An Average “Back to School Night” in the Era of Mass Shootings

ajari [CC BY 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)]

“Lockdown, Lockdown, Lock the door
Shut the lights off, Say no more
Go behind the desk and hide
Wait until it’s safe inside
Lockdown, Lockdown it’s all done
Now it’s time to have some fun!”

Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

Author of the graphic novel AMONGST THE LIBERAL ELITE: THE ROAD TRIP EXPLORING SOCIETAL INEQUITIES SOLIDIFIED BY TRUMP (RESIST). https://bit.ly/2KAS6da

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