An Email from My Boss The Monday After The Freaky Friday My Toddler Went To Work in My Body

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Dear Gillian,

Now that we’ve had the weekend to decompress, I’d like to circle back to Friday’s — let’s say “unique” — work performance and office conduct.

I consider you a professional, Gillian, and thus was shocked to arrive in the morning and find you wandering the office looking…