An Employee Appreciation Day Guide For Mafia Bosses
Get ready to plan a full day of non-stop funsies!
As the leading HR agency for the Five Families, we at “Happy Goombahs HR” have all the best tips and tricks on how to host a killer Employee Appreciation Day!
Our studies show that goodfellas who don’t feel appreciated by their Bosses are much more likely to rat to the feds, join a rival family, or quit the mobster life so they can “follow their passions” and open a Sicilian cannoli bakery in Yonkers. Well, we can’t have that, so remind your boys how much you appreciate them by planning a full day of non-stop funsies from morning to evening! Check out our recommended activity lineup below:
Costume Dress Up
Kick off the morning festivities by letting your wiseguys dress up as any character they want. Remember to take photos! Stop by whichever basement or abandoned factory they’re conducting their “operations” at, tell them to say “Formaggio,” and start snappin’ pics of your soldati in their Minion costumes as they bury a screaming guy behind a brick wall while muttering gibberish like “Poopaye talky talk now or die die bananonina!” Then head over to all the other “worksites” across the city to capture more fun-filled whackings by all the Buzz Lightyears, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Oogie…
