An Invitation To My Wedding Imagined By My 10-Year-Old Self

As the loving couple is pronounced husband and wife, a rainbow will shoot across the sky, doves will fly, and the clouds will form into fluffy hearts.

Halle Hoffman
Slackjaw

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An illustration of a wedding between the author and David Archuleta. To The author’s left are The Jonas Brothers, to the right are Hannah Montana and Raven-Symoné.
Illustration by Mary Sette

You are cordially invited to the wedding of Halle and American Idol’s 2008 first runner-up, David Archuleta…

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Halle Hoffman
Slackjaw

Halle is a writer and actor. In her free time, she teaches gloomy young men to embrace life’s infinite possibilities before vanishing from their lives forever.