An Open Letter To Guys Over 25 Who Sleep On A Mattress On The Floor

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Sam Woods
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readJun 25, 2021

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Dear Dudes,

It’s time to elevate your sleeping habits! Are you thirteen, at a sleepover, and staying up until 6 A.M. while playing Call of Duty: Dump on My Chest before you pass out and then wake up at noon covered in…

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Sam Woods
Slackjaw

Humor featured in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, The Junction, and The Bigger Picture | Writing funny TV Scripts | Based in Los Angeles