An Open Letter To Virtual School Attendance Policy

Thank you for holding families accountable for their kindergartner’s level of interest in conference calls.

Laura Skopec
Slackjaw
Published in
2 min readSep 5, 2020

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Dear Virtual School Attendance Policy,

It is great to see you back to your old self after last spring’s debacle. I trust that your drinking days are behind you and that you…

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Laura Skopec
Slackjaw

Laura Skopec is a writer and comedian whose work has appeared in McSweeney’s and Slackjaw. Her half-hour comedy pilot, “Clown Town,” is in development.