Another Missed Voicemail From Your Mother Earth

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Hi. It’s me. Your MOTHER Earth calling. You know, the one you only remember when it’s inconvenient for you? And after the last few years of weather I sent, you should REALLY stop ignoring my calls. I mean, what the frack is going on?!

You’d think after all I’ve given you, you might consider returning the favor and taking care of your poor, sick, elderly mother. I’ve been through A…