Are You Listening To A Morning Radio Show Or Driving Your Middle-Aged Parents Somewhere?
The new quiz that’s popular with captive audiences across the US
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2 min readSep 2, 2022
- Someone keeps interrupting the music to tell you about the weather.
- You’re receiving a detailed play-by-play of the traffic jam you’re actively stuck in.
- The topic of dating comes up repeatedly, through increasingly clumsy segues.
- Although the conversation’s directed at you, nobody’s listening to anything you say.
- Much of the “playful banter” comes off as vaguely toxic or downright mean.
- You’re getting lots of unsolicited advice, most of which isn’t even relevant to your life.
- Obscure local businesses are being name-dropped suspiciously often.
- The longer you listen to the conversation, the more you realize it isn’t a true exchange of ideas but just a couple people saying whatever they can to avoid a single moment of dead air.
- You’d give anything to make the sex jokes stop.
- Reasons and reminders to call punctuate the conversation like clockwork.
- You’re positive you heard all this last week.
- Every time you’re tempted to tune out, you remember that these people sometimes give you free stuff.
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