As Your Next President, I’ll Tell You The Truth About UFOs Even If It’s Scary As Hell
“Non-human intelligence exists. Non-human intelligence has been interacting with humanity, and there are unelected people in the government who are aware of that.” — Karl E. Nell, U.S. Army Colonel (retired)
My fellow Americans, it’s time for you to know the truth.
Our military routinely observes UFOs, or unidentified aerial phenomena (UAPs) as we now call them. These craft defy our best theories of physics. They accelerate instantly, turn on a dime, and jump from sea level to the stratosphere at Mach 100, with G-forces that would turn a human pilot into a juice box.
The American people have a right to know that UAPs are flying over our nuclear installations with impunity, toggling our nukes on and off remotely, and doing little “zig zaggy dances with blinkey light shows,” in utter mockery of our defensive technology. Our military cannot do jack shit about UAPs. Seriously, jack shit.
We’ve been spoon-fed lies for decades. When I’m elected president, the bullshit ends.
On day one of my presidency, I will drive my motorcade straight to the Pentagon and grab every last Space Force general by the scruff of the neck and shake them while shouting, “Roswell was real! Where are the crashed ships, you…
