Assets to Divide Following Dissolution of Marriage Between A Fisherman and the Sea
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1 min readFeb 26, 2018
Assets of PETER K. WESTBROOK, fisherman
Three pairs of boots
Rain slicker
Boat (full size)
Boat (miniature, in bottle)
Fishing rod, line and lures (to be considered single asset)
Old hat
Beard scraggler
Beard de-scraggler
Whiskey
Deck swabber (to be known here as “mop,” for legal purposes)
Assets of THE SEA, sea
1 million known species of marine life
Expanse of unknowable mystery
Water
Great Barrier Reef
Other, less great barrier reefs
All the garbage
Mermaids?
Apparatus for separating men from boys
Waves (size ranging from small to large)
The Good Wife, seasons 1–5 on Blu-ray