Avocados On Tinder
The time is always ripe for avocados.
3 miles away: “Good-Looking”
I look perfect, firm, and strong, but once you take me home, you’ll find out just how rotten I am. You probably won’t want to bother going all the way back to the market to start looking again, so you’ll hang on to me longer than you should. When friends say you’re trying too hard, you’ll point…