Banks Are Failing! The Economy Is Collapsing! Stop Panicking!!

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Aggggghhhhhh!!! Silicon Valley Bank failed! What the fuck!? This is YOUR FAULT for panicking!!

I’ve been TWEETING FUCKING NONSTOP since Friday, telling you CRAZY FUCKS to STOP PANICKING and START LISTENING TO ME, a FINANCE GURU, about the IMMINENT COLLAPSE of our FINANCIAL SYSTEM…